A man and his wife go to acounty fair for 50 years and every year the man said he would love to go on the helicopter but his wife said £50 is £50 and one year the pilot heard this and said if you don't make a sound on the flight you can ride for free so the pilot done everything he could to make them make a sound even loop the loops and at the end the pilot said congratulations you didn't make a sound and the man said i almost made a sound when my wife fell out but £50 is £50