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Home > Funny Stuff > Funny Jokes > 64 And Pregnant

Rated: 9.00/10 | Votes: 3 | Views: 4,941 |Submitted: 3.24.08

A 64-year-old lady never had any kids, so she went to her doctor and asked if he would help her with invetro fertilization. He said, “you’re a little old, but I guess we could give it a try”.

A few months later she got pregnant. She invited her girlfriends over to see the baby, and they all very anxious to see the baby boy. The newly mother said, “why don’t we just talk awhile.” As time went on, her friends asked again and again where is the baby...She said "we never get a chance to talk, and her is our chance to catch up!”.

Finally they insisted on seeing him. She said, “well, we’ll just have to wait until he cries before you all can see him”. The women were puzzled. And she said, “ I don’t remember where I put him”.


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