There was an Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman....
One day they came across a ladder and climbed up it... as one does...
At the top of the ladder there was a genie and she said: "As you go down this slide, shout out whatever you want to land in..."
So the Englishman shouted "Beeeeeeer"
The Scotsman shouts "Whisssskey"
And the poor old Irishman shouted"weeeeeeeee!"