So I was calling to order a pizza ,with the menu in
hand, i order a large pizza with ground beef, bacon,
and extra cheese and the girl on the phone says "oh
I'm sorry we don't have any ground beef" so i say "but
here on the menu it says you have hamburger" and she
responds "Oh well we have hamburger!" So i said ok
I'll take the hamburger instead of the ground beef
then. She says no problem!

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Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get
rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and
hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want
it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there
without even one person looking twice at it. He
eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of
this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he
changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The
next day someone stole it.

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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our
cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative
assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her
weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a
convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned
because the car was moving"

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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that
the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big
party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2
times 10% and gave us a 20% discount

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