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Rated: 0.00/10 | Votes: 1 | Views: 0 |Submitted: 3.18.11
A sloth calls the police to report that he was attacked and robbed by a gang of turtles. When the police ask him to describe the attack, he replies:

"I.....Doooon't.....knoooow...
It... all... happened..... soooooo ... fasssst....."

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