A very small female janitor (4’10’, 90 pounds) worked at an amusement park and was told to go out and sweep up the trash.

As she was getting ready to start cleaning up her supervisor noticed her putting rocks in her pockets.

When the supervisor asked her what she was doing, she said, “It’s very windy out there and I’ll get knocked over by the wind… So, now I weigh me down to sweep.”